Gremlins
I went to Meijer three times this week. It took until the third trip for me to remember what I needed on the first trip - ink for my printer. I needed to scan some documentation to send to school, but the scanner on the printer was broken, no problem I will just copy it and send it in. Except there was no ink. And for three days I forgot there was no ink. When I finally remembered I sat down, nearly giddy that I was this close to marking this task off of my to do list (after an embarrassing length of time) and the effing printer function was broken, too. Eric asked me if I had done a few computery things and I said, the message on the printer literally says, "If you get message blah blah blah, your scanner/copier is broken and can not be fixed." Now I have $40 worth of ink in a printer that only prints and won't copy or scan ... sweet. I have an "Approval Request" that has come up on my iPhone every three days and I glance at it, hit "ok"